Camp Hats
(to the tune of "Black Socks")

Thanks very much to Julie Rees, who sent this song to me.

Camp hats, they never get stylish
The longer you wear them, the grosser they get
Sometimes I think I should burn it
But all my camp leaders say
No, no, not yet, not yet, not yet...

Thanks to Mégane Rawson, who sent me this version of the song:

Camp Hats, they never get stylish,
The longer you wear them the uglier they get!
Sometimes I think I should burn it,
But someone keeps telling me
"No, No, Not yet!" (when saying no, no... part, nod your head yes)