Herman the Worm
(actions in brackets)

Note: I have a completely different silly song, also called "Herman the Worm", which can be found in my Silly Songs section.

Sittin' on my fencepost, chewing my bubblegum
(chew, chew, chew, chew)
Playin' with my yo-yo, wee-oo! wee-oo!
When along came Herman the worm
And he was this big (make a motion as if measuring a tiny worm)
And I said: "Herman? What happened?"
"I ate my Mother."

(repeat verse, with worm action getting larger and larger for each of the following lines:)

"I ate my Father."
"I ate my Brother."
"I ate my Sister."
"I ate my Dog."

(repeat verse one last time, with a tiny worm action for:)

"I burped."