Baby Bumble Bee
(source: "The World's Best Funny Songs", Esther J. Nelson, 1988; also in "The Worm Song and Other Tasty Tunes, Janet Wilson, 1993.)

I'm bringing home my baby bumble bee

Won't my mommy be so proud of me

I'm bringing home my baby bumble bee

Ooh eee it stung me!

I'm squishing up my baby bumble bee

Won't my mommy be so proud of me

I'm squishing up my baby bumble bee

Ooh ee it's all over me!

I'm licking up my baby bumble bee

Won't my mommy be so proud of me

I'm licking up my baby bumble bee

Ooh eee needs salt!

I'm bringing home my baby dinosaur

Won't my mommy hide behind the door

I'm bringing home my baby dinosaur

Ooh eee it stepped on me!

Thanks to Jo-Anne Griffiths, who e-mailed me more verses to this song!

I'm licking up my baby bumble bee

Won't my mommy be so proud of me

I'm licking up my baby bumble bee

Ooh eee I feel sick!

I'm (throwing up noise) my baby bumble bee

Won't my mommy be so proud of me

I'm (throwing up noise) my baby bumble bee

Ooh eee what a mess!

I'm sweeping up my baby bumble bee

Won't my mommy be so proud of me

I'm sweeping up my baby bumble bee

Ooh eee my mommy loves me!

Thanks very much to Mandy, who emailed this version of the song to me:

I caught a little baby bumble bee

Won't my mommy be so proud of me

I caught a little baby bumble bee

Ouch it stung me

I'm squishing up my baby bumble bee

Won't my mommy be so proud of me

I'm squishing up my baby bumble bee

Ooo, look at my hands!

I'm licking up my baby bumble bee

Won't my mommy be so proud of me

I'm licking up my baby bumble bee

Ooo, I feel sick!

I'm throwing up my baby bumble bee

Won't my mommy be so proud of me

I'm throwing up my baby bumble bee

Ooo, look at the floor!

I'm mopping up my baby bumble bee

Won't my mommy be so proud of me

I'm mopping up my baby bumble bee

Ooo, look at the mop!

I'm wringing out my baby bumble bee

Won't my mommy be so proud of me

I'm wringing out my baby bumble bee

Ooo, look at my hands!

I'm wiping off my baby bumble bee

Won't my mommy be so proud of me

I'm wiping off my baby bumble bee

Ooo, look at you!

Actions:

Bringing home the bumble bee: cup hands as if carrying an insect

Squishing up the bumble bee: use hands to squish!

Licking up the bumble bee: lick hands one after the other

Bringing home the dinosaur: hands over shoulder as if leading something really big on a leash!