I'm a Nut
(source: "The World's Best Funny Songs", Esther J. Nelson, 1988; this song is called "Acorn Brown" in "The Worm Song and Other Tasty Tunes, Janet Wilson, 1993.)
(actions in brackets)

I'm a little acorn round (make circle with thumb and forefinger)

Lying on the cold cold ground (wave arm across front with palm facing down)

Somebody came and stepped on me (stomp foot)

That is why I'm cracked you see (zig zap motion with forefinger)

I'm a nut (clap clap), in a rut (clap clap), I'm crazy (circle finger around ear)

Called myself on the telephone (dial phone)

Just to see if I was home (pretend to answer phone: pinkie and thumb extended like phone)

Asked myself out for a date (point to self)

Gotta be ready by half past eight! (yell this lyric while shrugging shoulders with palms upwards like you're excited)

I'm a nut (clap clap), in a rut (clap clap), I'm crazy (circle finger around ear)

Took myself to the picture show (walk with fingers)

Sat myself in the very first row (draw a line with finger)

Wrapped my arms around my waist (wrap arms around waist)

Got so fresh I slapped my face! (slap face)

I'm a nut (clap clap), in a rut (clap clap), I'm crazy (circle finger around ear)

Thanks very much to Carrie Kelley, who sent me this extra verse:

Grandpa's beard is long and white!

Sleeps with it under the covers at night!

Grandma thinks it's shredded wheat!

So she chews it in her sleep!

Thanks very much to Eva Gorny, who sent me this extra verse:

Took myself on a rowboat ride,

Me, myself, and I inside,

Looked into the stars above,

Told myself I was in love.