A Pizza Hut
(to the tune of "A Ram Sam Sam")
(actions in italics after each verse; can also be sung as a four-part round)

Thanks very much to Jodi, who reminded me about this song.

A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut,

Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut

A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut,

Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut

Mc Donald's, Mc Donald's,

Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut

Mc Donald's, Mc Donald's,

Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut

Actions:

Pizza Hut: make a square in the air,

Kentucky Fried Chicken: flap your arms like you're doing the chicken dance

Mc Donald's: make an "M" in the air, starting in the middle of the letter; right hand curves right, left hand curves left.

A Burger King, a Burger King,

A Taco Bell and a Burger King

A Burger King, a Burger King,

A Taco Bell and a Burger King

Red Lobster, Red Lobster,

Taco Bell and a Burger King

Red Lobster, Red Lobster,

Taco Bell and a Burger King

Actions:

Burger King: hold your hands like you're eating a burger and bring them to your mouth and away again

Taco Bell: with your right hand pretend you're waving a bell back and forth

Red Lobster: make claws with your fingers

A fat Girl Scout, a fat Girl Scout,

A skinny skinny Brownie and a fat Girl Scout

A fat Girl Scout, a fat Girl Scout,

A skinny skinny Brownie and a fat Girl Scout

The leader, the leader,

Skinny skinny Brownie and a fat Girl Scout

The leader, the leader,

Skinny skinny Brownie and a fat Girl Scout

Actions:

Fat Girl Scout: with your hand starting at your waist, move hands outward and down to hips

Skinny Brownie: hold arms close to you and do the shake like the chicken dance but not all the way down

Leader: same thing as Brownie but start above chest and end right below.