Oh I Have Some Rotten Eggs

Thanks to Kristen Byrnes of the 8th Kingston Guides for this submission!

This is a skit/song:

Props: peanuts, various types of candy, and eggs, blown out and refilled with water

Song:

Oh, I have some peanuts, some peanuts some peanuts

Oh I have some peanuts, I'll give them to you.

(Oh oh I forgot this line - it is the same length as the following one - I think its "I'll give them for nothing")

They're free and they're lovely

Oh I have some peanuts, I'll give them to you.

While singing this you throw the peanuts to the girls sitting in front of you.

The song continues with substituting various candies for peanuts (usually with progressing quality).

The last verse is:

Oh, I have some rotten eggs, some rotten eggs some rotten eggs

Oh I have some rotten eggs, I'll give them to you.

(Oh oh I forgot this line - it is the same length as the following one - I think its "I'll give them for nothing")

They're free and they're stinky

Oh I have some rotten eggs, I'll give them to you

While singing this, you throw the water filled eggs (not completely full, just enough to put a bit of weight to them to the girls sitting in front of you). It's quite funny, but you can only do it once..... oh, and our eggs didn't break when we threw them so the girls threw them back at the leaders :)