You Can't Ride My Little Red Wagon

You can't ride my little red wagon
Front wheel's broken and the axel's draggin'
You can't ride my little red wagon
Any more today!
Second verse, same as the first but a little bit louder and a little bit worse!

Repeat, getting louder and louder, ad nauseum!

Thanks to "Sharkbait", who sent me this second version of the song:

You can't ride in my little red wagon (everyone else repeats)
Front seats broken and the axles draggin' (everyone else repeats)
Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga
Second verse, same as the first
A WHOLE LOT LOUDER AND A WHOLE LOT WORSE!