You Can't Ride My Little Red Wagon
- You can't ride my little red wagon
- Front wheel's broken and the axel's draggin'
- You can't ride my little red wagon
- Any more today!
- Second verse, same as the first but a little bit louder
and a little bit worse!
Repeat, getting louder and louder, ad nauseum!
Thanks to "Sharkbait", who sent me
this second version of the song:
- You can't ride in my little red wagon (everyone else repeats)
- Front seats broken and the axles draggin' (everyone else repeats)
- Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga
- Second verse, same as the first
- A WHOLE LOT LOUDER AND A WHOLE LOT WORSE!