I Met a Polar Bear
(to the tune of "The Littlest Worm")

The other day,
I saw a bear,
A big white bear,
I had to stare. (repeat)

He stared right back,
And seemed to grin,
His long white fangs,
Hung to his chin. (repeat)

He moved toward me,
Upon four paws,
And those four paws,
Held six-inch claws. (repeat)

I couldn't move,
My feet were froze,
As I saw steam,
Shoot from his nose. (repeat)

But I was safe,
Because I knew,
This polar bear,
Was at the Zoo! (repeat)