- Tarzan
- (to the tune of "Tongo")
- (leader sings a line, everyone repeats)
Thanks very much to Kelly-Anne Langton and Lindsey
Manuel, who both sent me extra verses to this song!
- Tarzan
- Swingin' on a rubber band
- Fell into a frying pan
- Now Tarzan has a tan
Jane
- Flying in her aeroplane
- Crashed into a freeway lane (or: hit by a hurricane)
- Now Jane has a pain
- And Tarzan has a tan
Cheetah
- Walking down the streeta
- Hit by a cheese truck
- Now Cheetah is velveeta
- And Jane has a pain
- And Tarzan has a tan
Shamu
- Swimming in the ocean blue
- Hit by a ski-doo (or: smashed into a red canoe)
- Now Shamu's going to sue
- And Cheetah is velveeta
- And Jane has a pain
- And Tarzan has a tan
Monkey
- Was swinging from tree to tree
- Got stung by a bumblebee
- Now Monkey is so funky
- And Shamu's gonna sue
- And Cheetah is velveeta
- And Jane has a pain
- And Tarzan has a tan
Roger
- Was pitching for the Dodgers
- Hit someone larger
- Now Roger's not a Dodger
- And Monkey is so funky
- And Shamu's gonna sue
- And Cheetah is velveeta
- And Jane has a pain
- And Tarzan has a tan
Lion
- Has got to keep on trying
- To stop others from crying
- Now Lion loves flying
- And Roger's not a Dodger
- And Monkey is so funky
- And Shamu's gonna sue
- And Cheetah is velveeta
- And Jane has a pain
- And Tarzan has a tan
King Tut
- Doing the Egyptian strut
- Fell into a rut
- Now Tut's on his butt
- And Lion loves flying
- And Roger's not a Dodger
- And Monkey is so funky
- And Shamu's gonna sue
- And Cheetah is velveeta
- And Jane has a pain
- And Tarzan has a tan
- And that my friends is now the end!