Banana Slug
(to the tune of the Beatles' "Twist and Shout"; leader sings a line, everyone repeats)

Thanks very much to June Starkie, who e-mailed me this cool song!

You know I love my baby,
Love the way that she hugs.
Some people don't understand it,
She's a banana slug.
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She's got just one foot,
She ain't got no toes.
She hangs out in the forest,
And helps it decompose.
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Some people think that she's gross,
But I don't hear that jive.
If it weren't for my baby now,
The forest might not survive.
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The way you wiggle your antennae,
You know you give me such bliss.
Come on, come on, come on Banana Slug,
Oh won't you give me a kiss?
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The way you slide through the forest,
You know you look so fine.
Come on, come on, come on Banana Slug,
Let me follow your slime!
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