Stinky Skunk
(same tune as "I'm a Little Piece of Tin" or "I'm a Nut")

Thanks very much to Shelley Faganello, who e-mailed this song to me!

I'm a little stinky skunk
Sleeping under someone's bunk
Nobody wants to sleep with me
I'm as stinky as can be!

Second verse, same as the first,
But a little bit louder and a little bit worse!

(Sing a few more verses louder and then change verse to "A little bit softer and a little bit worse".)