- Stinky Skunk
- (same tune as "I'm a Little Piece of Tin" or "I'm
a Nut")
Thanks very much to Shelley Faganello, who e-mailed
this song to me!
- I'm a little stinky skunk
- Sleeping under someone's bunk
- Nobody wants to sleep with me
- I'm as stinky as can be!
Second verse, same as the first,
- But a little bit louder and a little bit worse!
(Sing a few more verses louder and then change verse
to "A little bit softer and a little bit worse".)