Henry the Eighth

Henry the Eighth, I am

Henry the Eighth, I am, I am

I got married to the widow next door

She's been married seven times before

And everyone was an Henry (Henry!)

She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam, (no Sam!)

I'm her eighth old man,

I'm Henry, Henry the Eighth I am!

Second verse, same as the first

Just a little bit louder and a little bit worse!

(repeat a number of times, getting louder)