Hey Hey Bo Diddly Bop

(leader sings a line, everyone repeats)

This is a repeat after me song!

You're gonna say what I say

You're gonna do what I do

I said, "Hey hey bo diddly bop!

I wish I was back on the block

With a surf board in my hand

I would be a surfer dude!

A surfer dude!

I said, "Hey hey bo diddly bop!

I wish I was back on the block

With a guitar in my hand

I would be a rockin' woman

A rockin' woman

A surfer dude

I said, "Hey hey bo diddly bop!

I wish I was back on the block

With a pizza in my hand

I would be a Dominos man

A Dominos man

A rockin' woman

A surfer dude

I said, "Hey hey bo diddly bop!

I wish I was back on the block

With some ice cubes in my hand

I would be a penguin

A penguin

A Dominos man

A rockin' woman

A surfer dude

I said, "Hey hey bo diddly STOP!"

Thanks very much to Rachel Rivera, who emailed me these additional verses to this song.

Hey Hey Bo Diddly Bop

I wish I was back on the block

With a guitar in my hand

I would be a jammin' man

Singing Hey Hey Bo Diddly Bop

I wish I was back on the block

With a basketball in my hand

I would be Alan Iverson (any b-ball player will do)

Singing Hey Hey Bo Diddly Bop

I wish I was back on the block

With a microphone in my hand

I would be Toni Braxton

Singing Hey Hey Bo Diddly Bop

I wish I was back on the block

With some boxing gloves in my hand

I would be Mike Tyson

Singing Hey Hey Bo Diddly Bop

I wish I was back on the block

With a soccer ball in my hand

I would be Mia Hamm

Singing Hey Hey Bo Diddly Bop

I wish I was back on the block

With a Hot Dog in my hand

I would be a Dodger Fan

Singing Hey Hey Bo Diddly Bop

I wish I was back on the block

With a white glove on my hand

I would be Michael Jackson