One Bright Day
(Leaders shout and camp repeats every line.)

Thanks very much to Jessica, who sent me this song:

One bright day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight,

One was blind and the other couldn't see,

So they fought in front of a referee,

Back to back the faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other.

A deaf police man heard the noise,

So he came and shot those two dead boys.

If you don't believe this lie is true,

Ask the blind man he saw too.