Funky Chicken
(actions in brackets)

(Leader) Let me see you funky chicken!
(All) WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?
(Leader) Let me see you funky chicken!
(All) WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? I said....

Chorus: (everyone)
Ooo, ah-ah-ah ooo, ah-ah-ah ooo, ah-ah-ah ooo,
One more time, now!
Ooo, ah-ah-ah ooo, ah-ah-ah ooo, ah-ah-ah ooo,
Back in line, now! (Stomp feet eight times)

Other Verses: Mae West, Dracula, Orangutan

Actions (done during each chorus):

Funky Chicken: dance around in a circle with arms crooked up as chicken wings
Mae West: flare an invisible skirt
Dracula: one arm up in front of face as if a cape was draped over it, peek out from behind arm, then repeat with other arm
Orangutan: dance around like a monkey

Thanks very much to Betty Verstegen, who posted these verses to the WAGGGS-L Mailing List! I don't have actions for all of them though... use your imagination! :-)

(Leader) Let me see your Elvis Presley
(All) What's that you say?
(Leader) I said let me see your Elvis Presley
(All) What's that you say?

(Leader) Let me see your Cleopatra
(All) What's that you say?
(Leader) I said let me see your Cleopatra
(All) What's that you say?

(Leader) Let me see your John Travolta
(All) What's that you say?
(Leader) I said let me see your John Travolta
(All) What's that you say?

(Leader) Let me see your Michael Jordan
(All) What's that you say?
(Leader) I said let me see your Michael Jordan
(All) What's that you say?
(Chorus action: swish, a a a swish, a a a swish, a a a swish - like a basketball)

(Leader) Let me see your Biffy-man
(All) What's that you say?
(Leader) I said let me see your Biffy-man
(All) What's that you say?
(Chorus action: with "peeuh a a a peeuh a a a peeuh a a a peeuh")
(Biffy is another word for toilet!)

Thanks very much to Janet Brickhouse, who e-mailed these verses to me!

(Leader) Let me see you dying bug
(All) What's that you say?
(Leader) Let me see you dying bug
(All) What's that you say?
(Chorus action: lie on back and kick arms and legs)

(Leader) Let me see you Pee-Wee Herman
(All) What's that you say?
(Leader) Let me see you Pee-Wee Herman
(All) What's that you say?
(Chorus action: Bend slightly with knees together and cross arms front and then back)

(Leader) Let me see you do the polka
(All) What's that you say?
(Leader) Let me see you do the polka
(All) What's that you say?
(Chorus action: poke the person beside you... this is a good one to end with because no one is expecting the contact!)