- Mom, Wash My Underwear
- (to the tune of "God Bless America")
Thanks very much to Nora McColl, who e-mailed me this
song!
- Mom, wash my underwear, my only pair.
- We can find them, and move them,
- From the heap by the side of the chair.
- To the washer, to the clothesline,
- To my backpack, to my rear.
- Mom, wash my underwear, my only pair.
- Mom, wash my underwear, my only pair.