Mom, Wash My Underwear
(to the tune of "God Bless America")

Thanks very much to Nora McColl, who e-mailed me this song!

Mom, wash my underwear, my only pair.
We can find them, and move them,
From the heap by the side of the chair.
To the washer, to the clothesline,
To my backpack, to my rear.
Mom, wash my underwear, my only pair.
Mom, wash my underwear, my only pair.