God Bless My Underwear
(to the tune of "God Bless America")
Thanks very much to Nora McColl, who e-mailed me this
song!
- God bless my underwear, my only pair.
- Stand beside them, and guide them,
- Through the rips, through the holes, through the tears.
- From the washer, to the dryer, to the clothesline in
the air.
- God bless my underwear, my only pair.
Thanks to Rebecca Jensen, who sent me this
version of the song:
- God bless my underwear, my only pair.
- I have worn them, and torn them
- On the seat of the old rocking chair.
- From the washer, to the dryer,
- To the old sewing machine.
- God bless my underwear, my only pair.