- The Cannibal Song
- (to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat")
Thanks to Nora McColl, who e-mailed me this song!
- Stir, stir, stir the soup
- Taste it with a spoon
- Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy
- Hope she'll be done soon.
Sniff, sniff, sniff the meat- Salt it like you should
- Tasty, tasty, tasty, tasty
- Humans taste so good.
Slurp, slurp, slurp it down - Never get enough
- Hope we trap more humans soon
- We're crazy 'bout this stuff.
Whew, phew, burp, I'm full- Think I'm going to pop
- Phooey, phooey, phooey, phooey
- Guess I'll have to stop.
Gosh, darn, golly gee- Wish it wasn't so
- Oh, well, what the heck
- Pass me one more toe.