Wee-Wee Song

Thanks to Nora McColl, Tracy Rowland, and Kim Bartlett, who all helped me to piece together this song.

Chorus:

Wee wee wee, wee wee wee, wee wee wee wee wee wee wee

Wee wee wee, wee wee wee, wee wee wee wee wee wee wee!

When I was just a wee-wee tot

They took me off my wee-wee cot

And put me on my wee-wee pot

To see if I could wee or not

When they found out I could not,

They took me from my wee wee pot.

They put me on my wee wee cot,

And there I wee weed quite a lot.

When they saw what I had done

They spanked me on my wee wee bum

This just shows that when it's hot

Children shouldn't drink a lot!

(sung slowly) When I'm old and turning grey

I'll only wee wee once a day

But now I'm young and in my prime (speed up)

I WEE WEE ALMOST ANY TIME!