Sam, Sam, The Lavatory Man
- Sam, Sam, the lavatory man,
- Chief inspector of the out-house can,
- Toilet paper, toilet paper, paper towels,
- Listen to the rhythm of the human bowels.
- Deep, deep, under the ground,
- See the little poopies all floating around,
- Sam, Sam, the lavatory man,
- Chief inspector of the out-house can.
Here's a second version of this song, sent to
me by Krysta Hendrickson.
- Sam, Sam, the toilet paper man,
- Chief inspector of the outdoor can,
- Toilet paper, toilet paper, paper towel,
- Listen to the rumbles of the human bowel!
- It goes deep down, under the ground,
- Look at all the poop just a floatin' around!
- Sam, Sam the toilet paper mannnnnnnnnnnn!
(hold note for dramatic effect)
- Scoopin' up the poop with his own bare hands!