I Had a Little Chicken
(source: "The World's Best Funny Songs", Esther J. Nelson, 1988; also
found in "The Worm Song and Other Tasty Tunes", Janet Wilson, 1993.)
(to the tune of "Turkey in the Straw")
Thanks to Nora McColl, who e-mailed me this song!
- Well, I had a little chicken
- And she wouldn't lay an egg
- So I poured hot water all around her leg
- And the little chicken hollered and the little chicken
begged
- And the gosh darn chicken laid a hard boiled egg!
Well, I had a little chicken
- And she wouldn't lay an egg
- So I poured hot chocolate all around her leg
- And the little chicken hollered and the little chicken
begged
- And the gosh darn chicken laid an Easter egg!
Well, I had a little chicken
- And she wouldn't lay an egg
- So I poured gun powder all around her leg
- And the little chicken hollered and the little chicken
begged
- And the gosh darn chicken laid a hand grenade!
Thanks to Sue Markle, who sent me these extra
verses:
- Poured hot oil... laid a fried egg
- Poured chocolate...
laid a Cadbury egg
- Poured beet juice...
laid a pickled egg
- Poured some some
milk... laid scrambled eggs
- Poured some some
dye... laid Easter eggs