Frog Kissin'
Thanks to Nora McColl, who e-mailed me this song!
- Do you remember the fairy tale, how the wicked witch's
spell
- Turned the handsome prince to a toad
- Through the power of her potion, she handed him the notion
- That he was lower than the dirt in the road
- And though she left him green and warted, her evil plan
was thwarted
- When there chanced to happen by a young miss
- Who in spite of his complexion, offered her affection
- And broke the wicked curse with her kiss
Chorus:
- If you've never been frog kissin'
- Well, you don't know what you've been missin', yeah
- There's a world of opportunity under each and every log
- And if you've never been a charm breaker
- And if you've never been a handsome prince maker, yeah
- Then just slow down, turn around, and kiss you a frog
- Once upon a time ago, I was down and feeling low
- Like a lonely frog in a pond
- Life was just a joke, and I was very near to croak
- And I was zapped by life's wicked wand
- Then in the depths of my depression there came a true
expression
- Of love from a lady so sweet
- She gave me warm, fuzzy feelings, feelings that were
healing
- And knocked me off my little webbed feet.
There's a happy ever after land, deep within the heart of
man
- Where a prince or princess abides
- But all we get are glimpses of the handsome prince or
princess
- 'Cause they're covered by a green, warty hide
- And thought they're full of life's potential, they're
lacking one essential
- To enable them to shine like a star
- And that's the handsome guy or missus who'll cover them
with kisses
- And love them while they're just like they are.