Dead Dog Rover
(to the tune of "I'm Looking Over This Four Leaf Clover")

Thanks very much to Denise Rogerson, who e-mailed me this song!

I'm looking over my dead dog Rover
That I over-ran with the mower.
First leg is missing, the second is gone.
Third leg is scattered all over the lawn.
No need explaining the one remaining
Is lying on my neighbour's roof.
I'm looking over my dead dog Rover
That I over-ran with the mower.
Once more!
That I over-ran with the mower.