- Dead Dog Rover
- (to the tune of "I'm Looking Over This Four Leaf Clover")
Thanks very much to Denise Rogerson, who e-mailed me
this song!
- I'm looking over my dead dog Rover
- That I over-ran with the mower.
- First leg is missing, the second is gone.
- Third leg is scattered all over the lawn.
- No need explaining the one remaining
- Is lying on my neighbour's roof.
- I'm looking over my dead dog Rover
- That I over-ran with the mower.
- Once more!
- That I over-ran with the mower.