Be Kind To Your Web-Footed Friends
(source: "The World's Best Funny Songs", Esther J. Nelson, 1988.)
(tune: Sousa march)

Thanks very much to Jeni Dwight, who e-mailed me this song!

Be kind to your web-footed friends,

For a duck may be somebody's mother,

They live in a swamp all alone,

Where the weather is always damp.

You may think that this is the end,

It is, but to prove I'm a liar,

We're going to sing it again,

Only this time a little bit high-er

(Repeat)