Announcements Song

Thanks very much to Lauren, who e-mailed this song to me!

Announcements, announcements, announcements!

A terrible death to die, wahoo!

A terrible death to die, wahoo!

A terrible death to be talked to death,

Announcements!

Announcements, announcements, announcements!

Mary had a little lamb,

The doctor was surprised (gasp)

Old McDonald had a farm,

He couldn't believe his eyes (rub eyes) WHAT?!

Announcements, announcements, announcements!

Row, row, row your boat,

Gently down the stream.

Ha ha fooled you,

I'm a submarine (hold nose and put hand above your head and wave it to the beat)

Announcements, announcements, announcements!

Thanks very much to Jackie, who sent me these extra verses to this song:

Announcements, Announcements, Announcements,

A terrible death to die,

A terrible death to die,

A terrible death to be talked to death,

A terrible death to die.

Announcements, Announcements, Announcements,

We sold our cow,

We sold our cow,

We have no use,

For your bull now.

Announcements, Announcements, Announcements,

Here we sit like flies on a garbage can,

Flies on a garbage can,

Flies on a garbage can,

Here we sit like flies on a garbage can,

Waiting for...

Announcements, Announcements, Announcements,

We sold our sow,

We sold our sow,

We have no use,

For your bore now.

Announcements, Announcements, Announcements,

Now this is it,

Yes this is it,

We have no use,

For your bull spit.

Announcements, Announcements, Announcements.

Thanks very much to Jo Vondenhuevel, who sent me these extra verses:

Announcements, Announcements, Announcements.

The old grey mare,

She ain't what she ever was

Ain't what she ever was

Ain't what she ever was

The old grey mare

She ain't what she ever was

Many long years ago

Announcements, Announcements, Announcements.

Here comes (insert name here)

Floatin' down the Delaware

Chewin' on his/her underwear

Must've been a dirty pair,

10 days later eaten by a polar bear,

That's how the polar bear died

Announcements, Announcements, Announcements.

(All the leaders or whoever gather around the announcer and start messing up the announcer's hair LOTS)

(insert name here) stuck her/his head in a toilet bowl

Toilet bowl

Toilet bowl

(insert name here) stuck her/his head in a toilet bowl

Toilet bowl
Toilet, toilet, toilet, toilet

Toilet, toilet, toilet bowl

Toilet, toilet, toilet, toilet

Toilet, toilet, toilet bowl

Toilet... toilet... toilet toilet bowl

FLUSH (everyone grabs some hair and pulls)

Announcements, Announcements, Announcements.

Order in the court

Order in the court

Monkey wants to speak

SPEAK monkey SPEAK!