Queen Buffy

Thanks very much to Julie Nichols, who e-mailed this song to me!

My name is Queen Buffy, my age is 16

My father's a farmer down yonder green

With plenty of money to dress me in silk

But nobody loves me but you

Chorus:

Call me mutton chops

Call me when you're mother drops

I'll be there to pick her up

Call me mutton chops

I woke up one morning and looked in the glass

And said to myself, "What a handsome young lass!"

With hands on my hips I bowed down to my knees

But nobody loves me but you