There's a Daisy On My Toe

Thanks very much to the '98 Mentomy CITS, who e-mailed this song to me!

There's a daisy on my toe,

It's not alive it does not grow,

It's just a tattoo of a flower

So I look pretty in the shower,

It's on the second toe of my left foot,

It's got no stem, it's got no root,

(spoken) 'Cause that wouldn't look good.

There's a daisy on my toe,

My right foot loves my left foot so.