Dirty Lil
(source: "The Worm Song and Other Tasty Tunes, Janet Wilson, 1993; there is a very similar song to this one called "Dirty Bill" in "The World's Best Funny Songs", Esther J. Nelson, 1988.)
(to the tune of "The Little Brown Jug")

Thanks very much to Nancy Parker, who e-mailed me this song!

Dirty Lil, Dirty Lil

Lives on top of Garbage Hill

Never washes, never will

(hawk, spit) Dirty Lil!

Dirty Pete, Dirty Pete

Always smells like rotten meat

Cannot stand to wash his feet

(hawk, spit) Dirty Pete!

Dirty Tess, Dirty Tess,

Never washed a singletress

Her hair was such a total mess

(hawk, spit) Dirty Tess!

Dirty Luke, Dirty Luke

Never showered, the filthy kook

Stunk so bad it made you puke

(hawk, spit) Dirty Luke!