Bring Back My Neighbours To Me
(source: "The World's Best Funny Songs", Esther J. Nelson, 1988.)
(to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean")

Thanks very much to Nancy Parker, who e-mailed me this song!

Last night as I lay on my pillow
Last night as I lay on my bed
I stuck my feet out the window
Next morning my neighbours were dead!

Bring back, bring back,
Oh bring back my neighbours to me to me
Bring back, bring back,
Oh bring back my neighbours to me.