- Going to Day Camp
- (to the tune of "Oh, Susanna")
Chorus:
- Going to Day Camp,
- So don't you cry for me.
- I'll come back good and dirty,
- So you'll never know it's me.
- I scrubbed the night before I left,
- My hair was nice and clean.
- My mother was so proud of me,
- But not for long you see.
While hiking out at Day Camp, - I found the perfect pet.
- But I had to leave my friend behind,
- Because he scared the Vet.