Great Green Globs
(source: "The World's Best Funny Songs", Esther J. Nelson, 1988; also in "The Worm Song and Other Tasty Tunes, Janet Wilson, 1993.)

There appear to be a number of versions of this song. Here's the one I know:

Great green globs of

Greasy, grimy gopher guts

Munched up monkey meat

Little birdies' dirty feet

French-fried eyeballs

Swimming in a pool of barf

And I forgot my spoon

But I got my straw...

And here's a version sent to me by Diana J.:

Great green globs of

Greasy, grimy gopher guts

Mutilated monkey feet

Chopped up baby parakeet

French fried eyeballs

Sailing in a cream puff

Oops! I forgot my spoon...

But there are straws!

Here's another version, sent to me by Carrie Arrington.

Great big gobs of

Greasy, grimy gopher guts

Chopped up monkey meat 

Concentrated birdie feet

 French-fried eyeballs

 Dipped in tomato sauce

 What a delicious treat

 Barf-O-Bits!

One more version, sent to me by Shane Macdonald:

Great green globs of

Greasy, grimy gopher guts

Mutilated monkey feet

Little piggies hairy feet

All mulched up with

Violated vulture vomit

And me without my spoon…

 

Me without my spoon,

Me without my spoon,

Great green globs of

Greasy, grimy gopher guts

And me without my spoon!