- My Sweet Cream Soda Pop
- (to the tune of "I'm a Nut" or "I'm a Little Piece
of Tin")
Romeo and Juliet
- On a balcony they met.
- Scram you guys, I got a date.
- Shakespeare coming in a '48.
Chorus:
- La de dah, my sweet cream soda pop.
- La de dah, my sweet cream soda pop.
- La de dah, my sweet cream soda pop.
- La de dah, dah, dah.
- Henry Ford was a grand old man.
- Had four wheels and an old tin can.
- Put them together and the darn thing ran.
- Henry Ford was a grand old man.
Grampa's beard is getting long.
- Getting longer day by day.
- Gramma chews it in her sleep.
- 'Cause she thinks its shredded wheat.
Coca-Cola came to town.
- Pepsi-Cola shot him down.
- Dr. Pepper fixed him up.
- Now we all drink 7-up.
I am just a little wildflower
- Getting wilder by the hour
- No one wants to sit by me
- I'm as wild as I can be.