My Sweet Cream Soda Pop

My Sweet Cream Soda Pop
(to the tune of "I'm a Nut" or "I'm a Little Piece of Tin")
Romeo and Juliet
On a balcony they met.
Scram you guys, I got a date.
Shakespeare coming in a '48.
La de dah, my sweet cream soda pop.
La de dah, my sweet cream soda pop.
La de dah, my sweet cream soda pop.
La de dah, dah, dah.
Henry Ford was a grand old man.
Had four wheels and an old tin can.
Put them together and the darn thing ran.
Henry Ford was a grand old man.
Grampa's beard is getting long.
Getting longer day by day.
Gramma chews it in her sleep.
'Cause she thinks its shredded wheat.
Coca-Cola came to town.
Pepsi-Cola shot him down.
Dr. Pepper fixed him up.
Now we all drink 7-up.
I am just a little wildflower
Getting wilder by the hour
No one wants to sit by me
I'm as wild as I can be.