Brasso (Shine Up Your Buttons With Brasso)

(this song is definitely a little on the risqué side... use at your own discretion...)

My Daddy's a lavatory cleaner,

He works down a deep sewage pit,

And when he comes home in the evening,

His hands are all covered in sh...

Chorus:

Shine up your buttons with Brasso,

It's only two-fifty a tin,

You can buy it or nick it from Woolys

But I doubt if they have any in.

Some say that he died of pneumonia

Some say that he died of a fit,

But I know what my Daddy died of,

He died of the smell of the sh...

Some say he is buried in gravel,

Some say he is buried in grit,

But I know what my Dad is buried in,

He's buried in two tons of sh...