Found a Peanut

Found a Peanut
(source: "The World's Best Funny Songs", Esther J. Nelson, 1988; also in "The Worm Song and Other Tasty Tunes", Janet Wilson, 1993, and in "The Kids' Campfire Book", Jane Drake and Ann Love, Kids Can Press, 1996.)

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut last night.
Last night, I found a peanut.
Found a peanut last night.
Broke it open, broke it open,
Broke it open last night.
Last night, I broke it open.
Broke it open last night.
Found it rotten, found it rotten,
Found it rotten last night.
Last night, I found it rotten.
Found it rotten last night.
Ate it anyway, ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway last night.
Last night, I ate it anyway.
Ate it anyway last night.
Got a tummyache, got a tummyache,
Got a tummyache last night.
Last night, I got a tummyache.
Got a tummyache last night.
Called the doctor, called the doctor,
Called the doctor last night.
Last night, I called the doctor.
Called the doctor last night.
Penicillin, penicillin,
Penicillin last night.
Last night, penicillin.
Penicillin last night.
Wasn't working, wasn't working,
Wasn't working last night.
Last night, it wasn't working.
Wasn't working last night.
Operation, operation,
Operation last night.
Last night, an operation.
Operation last night.
Died anyway, died anyway,
Died anyway last night.
Last night, I died anyway.
Died anyway last night.
Wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me last night.
Last night, they wouldn't take me.
Wouldn't take me last night.
Went the other way, went the other way,
Went the other way last night.
Last night, I went the other way.
Went the other way last night.
Found it all a dream, found it all a dream,
Found it all a dream last night.
Last night, I found it all a dream.
Found it all a dream last night.
Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut last night.
Last night, I found a peanut.
Found a peanut last night.
Went to Heaven, went to Heaven,
Went to Heaven just now,
Just now I went to Heaven
Went to Heaven just now
Kicked an angel, kicked an angel,
Kicked and angel just now,
Just now I kicked an angel,
Kicked an angel just now.
Went the other way, went the other way
Went the other way just now
Just now I went the other way
Went the other way just now.
Kissed the Devil, kissed the Devil,
Kissed the Devil just now
Just now I kissed the Devil,
Kissed the Devil just now