L-O-L-L-I-P-O-P

L-O-double L-I P-O-P

Spells lollipop, lollipop

It's the only decent kind of candy, candy

Man who made it musta been a dandy, dandy

It's L-O-double L-I-P-O-P

Spells lollipop, lollipop

It's a lick on a stick

Guaranteed to make you sick

It's lollipop for me.

And then there's

B-U-B-B-L-E-G-U-M

Spells bubble gum, bubble gum

It's the only decent kind of chewing gum, chewing gum

Man who made it musta had lots of fun, lots of fun

It's B-U-B-B-L-E-G-U-M

Spells bubble gum, bubble gum

it's a pop and a chew and a comic too

it's bubble gum for me.

And then there's

C-A-S-T-O-R-O-I-L

Spells castor oil, castor oil

It's the only decent kind of medicine, medicine

Man who made it musta be Edison, Edison

It's C-A-S-T-O-R-O-I-L

Spells castor oil, castor oil

it's a lick on a spoon

Guaranteed to cure you soon

it's castor oil for me.

And then there's

D-A-V-E-N-P-O-R-T

Spells Davenport, Davenport

It's the only decent kinda love seat, love seat

Man who made it musta had a heartbeat, heartbeat

It's D-A-V-E-N-P-O-R-T

Spells Davenport, Davenport

It's a huge and a squeeze

And an oh, Johnny please!

It's Davenport for me!

Thanks very much to Julie, who sent me this extra verse:

And then there's

O-U-T-H-O-U-S-E

Spells outhouse, outhouse,

It's the only decent kind of bathroom, bathroom,

The guy that made it must have been a really loon, real loon,

It's O-U-T-H-O-U-S-E

Spells outhouse, outhouse,

It's a hole in the ground,

Don't fall in or you'll drown,

It's an outhouse for me.