Mary Had Some Marmalade
(to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic")

Thanks very much to Vickie Ledsom, who sent this song to me!

Mary had some marmalade and Mary had some jam.

Mary had some oyster sauce, and Mary had some Spam.

Mary had some lemonade and then some ginger beer.

And then Mary wondered why she felt so queer.

Oops came the marmalade and oops came the jam.

Oops came the oyster sauce and oops came the Spam.

Oops came the lemonade and then the ginger beer.

And now Mary knows just why she felt so queer.