Woodpecker
(to the tune of "Turkey in the Straw"... mostly)

Thanks very much to Vickie Ledsom, who sent this song to me!

I put my head in the woodpecker's hole

And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul!"

Get it out (Get it out)

Get it out (Get it out)

Remove it!

So I took my head from the woodpecker's hole

And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul!"

Put it back (Put it back)

Put it back (Put it back)

Return it!