Fido
(to the tune of "I Am Slowly Going Crazy")

Thanks to Carly Adler, who sent me this song!

I had a dog his name was Fido

I had raised him from a pup

He could stand up on his hind legs

If you hold his front legs up

I had a dog his name was Dofi

I had pupped him from a raise

He could hind up on his stand legs

If you front his hold legs up