Fido
(to the tune of "I Am Slowly Going Crazy")

Thanks to Carly Adler, who sent me this song!

I had a dog his name was Fido
I had raised him from a pup
He could stand up on his hind legs
If you hold his front legs up

I had a dog his name was Dofi
I had pupped him from a raise
He could hind up on his stand legs
If you front his hold legs up