Doughnut Shop
(to the tune of the verse part of "Turkey in the Straw")

Oh I walked around the corner and I walked around the block

And I walked right into a doughnut shop

I picked up a doughnut and I shook of the grease

And I handed the lady a five cent piece.

We-e-e-ll she looked at the nickel and she looked at me

And she said "Kind sir would you pardon me!"

"There's a hole in the nickel and it goes right through."

I said "Aye there's a hole in the doughnut too."

"Thanks for the doughnut. Good day!"