Greg the Goat
(to the tune of "O Christmas Tree", or more commonly, "Tom the Toad")

Thanks to Stefanie, a Girl Guide I met whilst traveling in Australia, for sending me this song. She wrote it herself!

Chorus:

Oh Greg the goat,

Oh Greg the goat,

Why did you go out past the moat?

(repeat)

You went out past the drawbridge,

And now you're in somebody's fridge.

You went out past those crocodiles,

In safety and with lots of smiles.

But the one that got you ain't the crocodiles,

The one that's got you is Mr. Giles.

You're being served up on a dish,

Sitting there like a helpless dead fish.