I Have Lost my Underwear
(source: "The Worm Song and Other Tasty Tunes, Janet Wilson, 1993.)
(to the tune of "Bye Bye Blackbird")

I have lost my underwear,

I don't care, I'll go bare.

Bye, bye longjohns.

They were so very good to me.

Tickled me, Hee, hee, hee.

Bye, bye longjohns.

How I miss that little trap door behind me,

If you see them you know where to find me.

I have lost my underwear.

I don't care, I'll go bare.

Longjohns, Bye, Bye!