Me And My Dinosaur

Thanks very much to Teri Scott, who e-mailed this song to me!

One day when the weather was cloudy and gray

And I wished that someone would come out and play

I heard a knock-knock

And I opened the door

And there stood the loveliest big dinosaur!

Chorus:

Me and my dinosaur

I’ve never had such a friend before

As big as a house, twenty times and a half

And fifty times taller than any giraffe

Legs long as sequoia trees

Teeth big as piano keys

No two people are buddies more

Than me and my dinosaur

I got out some cookies and we had a snack

And he asked if I wanted to ride on his back

I started to climb

From his tail to his cheek

The whole darn trip it took nearly a week!

We hop-scotched to Africa, quick as the breeze

While leapfrogging over the coconut trees

And when we got thirsty

For mile after mile

In one great big gulp

We just drank up the Nile

Me and my dinosaur

I’ve never had such a friend before

As big as a house, twenty times and a half

And fifty times taller than any giraffe

Legs long as sequoia trees

Teeth big as piano keys

No two people are buddies more

Than me and my dina, nothin’s as fine as,

Me and my dinosaur Bum Bump!