The Hearse Song
(source: "The Worm Song and Other Tasty Tunes, Janet Wilson, 1993.)

Don't ever laugh when the hearse goes by

Or you may be the next to die

Ah-ooo! Ah-ooo!

They'll wrap you up in a clean white sheet

And put you down about six feet deep

Ah-oo! Ah-ooo!

And all goes well for about a week

And then your coffin begins to leak

Ah-ooo! Ah-ooo!

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out

The worms play pinochle on your snout

Ah-ooo! Ah-ooo!

They eat your eyes, they eat your nose

They eat the jelly between your toes

Ah-ooo! Ah-ooo!

They eat your clothes, they eat your hat

They crawl in skinny, then they crawl out fat

Ah-ooo! Ah-ooo!

Then you turn disgustingly green

Your skin as slimy as whipping cream

Ah-ooo! Ah-ooo!

So next time you see the hearse go by

Watch out!

You may be the next (pause)

To (pause)

Die!