Michael Finnegan
(source: "The World's Best Funny Songs", Esther J. Nelson, 1988.)

There was a man named Michael Finnegan.

He grew whiskers on his chin-egan.

Wind came out and blew them in again.

Poor old Michael Finnegan, begin again.

There was a man named Michael Finnegan.

He went fishing with a pin-egan,

Caught a fish and dropped it in-egan.

Poor old Michael Finnegan, begin again.

There was a man named Michael Finnegan.

Climbed a tree and barked his shin-egan,

Took off several yards of skin-egan.

Poor old Michael Finnegan, begin again.

There was a man named Michael Finnegan.

He kicked up an awful din-egan

Because they said he could not sing-egan.

Poor old Michael Finnegan, begin again.

There was a man named Michael Finnegan.

He got fat and then got thin again.

Then he died and had to begin again.

Poor old Michael Finnegan, begin again.