My Body Has Calamine Lotion

(to the tune of My Bonnie Lies over the Ocean)

My body has calamine lotion.

My body's as sore as can be.

The flowers I picked for leaders.

Turned out to be poison ivee.

Don't touch, don't touch,

You'll get a rash from ivee, ivy.

It will itch bad

And it looks worse than acne.