On Mules We Find
(source: "The World's Best Funny Songs", Esther J. Nelson, 1988.)
(to the tune of "Auld Lang Syne")

On mules, we find two legs behind, and two we find before.

We stand behind before we find what the two behind be for.

When we're behind the two behind, we find what they be for.

So stand before the two behind, behind the two before.