Quartermaster Store
(source: "The World's Best Funny Songs", Esther J. Nelson, 1988; also found in "The Worm Song and Other Tasty Tunes", Janet Wilson, 1993.)

Chorus:

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I have not brought my specks with me

I have not brought my spectacles with me

There were llamas, llamas, wearing pink pyjamas

In the store, in the store

There were llamas, llamas wearing pink pyjamas

In the quartermaster store

Thanks to Sandra O'Keefe for these extra verses!

There was cheese, cheese with shocking dirty knees...

Eggs,eggs on little bandy legs...

Lard, lard they sell it in the yard...

Kippers, kippers that go about in slippers...

Beans, beans as big as submarines...

Steak, steak that keeps us all awake...

Bread, bread like great big lumps of lead...

Cakes, cakes that give us tummy aches...