Quartermaster Store
(source: "The World's Best Funny Songs", Esther J. Nelson, 1988; also found in "The Worm Song and Other Tasty Tunes", Janet Wilson, 1993.)

Chorus:

There were llamas, llamas, wearing pink pyjamas
In the store, in the store
There were llamas, llamas wearing pink pyjamas
In the quartermaster store

Thanks to Sandra O'Keefe for these extra verses!

There was cheese, cheese with shocking dirty knees...
Eggs,eggs on little bandy legs...
Lard, lard they sell it in the yard...
Kippers, kippers that go about in slippers...
Beans, beans as big as submarines...
Steak, steak that keeps us all awake...
Bread, bread like great big lumps of lead...
Cakes, cakes that give us tummy aches...