She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain
Thanks to Emmeline Kirton for this extra verse!
Thanks to Neil and Lucia Savage for these extra verses! (in no particular order...)
She'll be wearing silk pajamas when she comes (wolf whistle)...
And, we'll wear our bright red woolies when she comes (scratch, scratch!)...
Oh, we'll kill the old red rooster, (hack, hack!) 'cause he don't crow like he use ter...
Oh, we'll all have chicken and dumplings when she comes (yum, yum or yuck, yuck!)...
Oh, we'll all have indigestion when she comes, (burp, burp!)...
Oh, she'll have sleep with Grandma when she comes (snore, snore!)...
Oh, she'll be draggin' round the mountain when she comes (rrrmm, rrrmm!)...
Oh, she'll lay a strip of rubber when she comes (eeet, eeet!)...
Oh, she'll drop her old transmission when she comes (clunk, clunk!)...
Oh, her smog device got cloggy when she comes (blaugh, blaugh!)...
She'll wind up in the junk yard when she comes (quissh, quissh)...