Tails
(source: "Songs For Tomorrow", Girl Guides Association, 1984.)
- If everybody had a tail and chose it's shape and size
- Would you prefer a tufted one to swat at passing flies?
- Or would you have a stumpy one to thump on wooden floors,
- Or p'raps a warm and fluffy one to curl around your paws?
Chorus:
- Tails, tails, tails you can swing them to and fro
- You can wrap them round your middle
- You can trail them in the snow
- You can wave them when you're angry
- You can wag them when you're glad
- You can chase them round and round and round and round
and round and round and round and round and round and round...
- Until you drive the neighbours mad!
- And would you wear it stripey, speckled, plain or maybe
spotted?
- And would you wear it curly, straight, or elegantly knotted?
- And if it was prehensile, what enormous fun to be
- The envy of the neighbours as you swing from tree to
tree!
If tails were made detachable, how useful it would be
- To change your tail for parties, or for playing by the
sea
- Or if you're going out at night, with safety first in
mind
- To wear a red fluorescent one to light up your behind!