The Aardvark Song

This is the start of a large dark aardvark song

Ne ne ne ne, ne ne ne ne, yeah yeah yeah!

There were two aardvarks in the park

They say they're missing from the zoo

The police are searching high and low

But they cannot find them, can you? Peek-a-boo!

Why did the go? I'll tell you the reason!

This is the aardvark mating season!

So if to aardvarks have a date

Then they will slip right through those old zoo gates

So if you see two aardvarks necking in the park,

Do not break an aardvark's heart!

Do not be a spy, you're not the FBI,

Do not break and aardvark's heart!

many thanks to Shelagh, for the 2nd verse of the Aardvark song...

This is the 2nd chorus of the aardvark song

Ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne yeah yeah yeah!

To be an aardvark is not easy folks

'Cause all you get to eat is ants! (Dee-li-see-us)!

And all the other animals make jokes

At your attempts to find romance. (Very funny)!

Nobody laughs at hippopotomusses or at fat rhinosorusses

But an aardvark makes 'em howl because he's neither fish nor fowl.

He's like a kangaroo, in love with a canoe.

That's what makes the zoo folks laugh (ha ha)!

All of this is so, and here is how I know:

I'm your friendly neighbourhood giraffe!!

This is the end of a large, dark aardvark song

Ne ne ne ne, ne ne ne ne, yeah yeah yeah!